just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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