how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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