I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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