Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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