what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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