Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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