He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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