oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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