id be glad to
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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