I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Everclear isn't food dammit
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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