so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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