Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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