we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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