There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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