Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
They have beer where we have blood.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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