ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
