i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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