no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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