the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Randomize
