Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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