Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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