Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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