Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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