Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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