It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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