It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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