Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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