How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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