OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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