Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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