That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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