we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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