ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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