Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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