Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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