So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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