K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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