I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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