if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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