Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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