I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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