what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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