you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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