Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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