Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have aggressive nipples.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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