I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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