Christians are straight up FREAKS
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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