so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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