This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
ttyl tear gas
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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