I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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