That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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