She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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