Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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